Something you don't want to see

when pulling into the parking garage at Whole Foods for lunch:

A giant bus full of kids from a Catholic school in San Antonio pulling up to the curb.

I'm telling you, all I wanted was a slice of pizza, and it was bedlam! These kids in their little Catholic school uniforms swarmed the Whole Foods cafe. It was like the nuns never taught them how to form a single-file line or how to order food in a cafeteria-type setting. They were like a rabble-rousing mob of little people in ties and plaid skirts, refusing to wait their turns, shouting at the poor guys manning the pizza counter, pushing ahead of other customers, acting all ornery and shit.

What kind of school takes a field trip to a friggin' grocery store, anyway?! Seriously, what's up with that?